'lo. the name's zoi. depressed, stressed, and confused.

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

sleptonshawty:

zixxie:

how all guys should react if a girl doesn’t want to.

how all girls should react if a guy doesn’t want to.

how anyone should react to anyone that doesn’t want to

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

callmebiless:

Game of Thrones

Season 1 → Lancel Lannister

cassandrajp:

Lordy I hope I didn’t screw up writing Jem’s name too much. But chances are very high I did. 
Jem a la The Mortal Instruments by cassandraclare 

cassandrajp:

Lordy I hope I didn’t screw up writing Jem’s name too much. But chances are very high I did. 

Jem a la The Mortal Instruments by cassandraclare 

cassandrajp:

Happy Birthday cassandraclare!!!
(well, a day early, but Happy Birthday just the same!) 
Clary and Jace join the X-men. I thought you might like it!! 

cassandrajp:

Happy Birthday cassandraclare!!!

(well, a day early, but Happy Birthday just the same!) 

Clary and Jace join the X-men. I thought you might like it!! 

l-lullabies:

art © miya katsura

l-lullabies:

art © miya katsura

ppitte:

Noya’s Not Quite But Almost NSFW Adventures In Undressing The Big Idiot continues

lightspeedsound:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

and even if this was true like why can’t these men just jack themselves off tho

zic0sdreads:

xxxxxxxxbearded-glory:

christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away

dt